How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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