I swear she didn't look like that last week.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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