the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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