VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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