Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Panties = found
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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