Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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