If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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