is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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