How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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