I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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