i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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