so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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