This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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