I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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