who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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