what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
