i think my tv is drunk
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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