Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to summon your inner elephant
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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