I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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