fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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