if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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