i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
