im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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