Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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