fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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