As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Someone signed my nipple.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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