IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize
