Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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