you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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