no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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