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(970): View more from Colorado

just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....

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(518): View more from New York

alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

(1-518): View more from New York

dude. you drew those with your dick

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard

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(214): View more from Texas

That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.

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(540): View more from Virginia

You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!

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(212): View more from New York

We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.

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(303): View more from Colorado

just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.

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