Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF