Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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