i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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