So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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