Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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