I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
tell me about the fingering
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