It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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