you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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