let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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