its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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