I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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