we're blogging at a bar
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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