Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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