Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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