covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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