I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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