Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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