spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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