Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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