I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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