i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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