Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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