Heybabeimwearingurpanties
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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