I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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