I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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