so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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