I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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